It's your job to serve me... so f*ck*ng serve me!

There is a common ritual which i'm sure that 99.99% of people undertake each or every other week i'm sure. Normally, the ritual is hassle free. We fill our mechanical pets with food and in return it helps us get us to where we want to go, you with me?


These places that we go are notoriously run or operated but a certain... type... or person and I have this to say to them.


Whether it is busy or not I do not want to walking in with you talking on your phone and be looking at me like i'm interrupting you! I can clearly tell if it was an emergency work call or not and i'm very VERY confident it never is. Also if you are talking on your phone WHY ARE YOU TALKING ON LOUD SPEAKER WHEN SPEAKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!? There is only 1 difference between that and speaking into it the normal way and that is the difference between pissing everyone off around you OR not pissing everyone off around you. really... REALLY what are you trying to achieve? You have perplexed me... 


Also, DO NOT go and sit in your tea room (usually again on the phone) and pretend that you have not heard that I have walked into the store through your stupid generic store bell or chime because you are sure you will 'miss a good bit' of whatever for foreign show you are watching (yes we hear it when we walk in) and then when you finally do come out there is no apology for your lack of effort or promptness. No sign of "sorry i have kept you waiting" actually no sign of customer service skills... or social skills at all really... So how did you get this job? Stuffed if I know...


Also the 2 above points should be high lighted that they apply when we are trying to fill up!
No wonder people are driving off on you without paying more often these days. They are learning from the life experience that they have just witnessed of how long it took you to push the button on the pump to fill up the car (probably because you were again either 1. on the phone or 2. in your tea room and have thought to myself "will i go in and wait this long again to pay... fuck that"


Perhaps you should think about this and think do I want to serve people? As this is my job description... If the answer is no i have a suggestion.


Go and work in a foreign cinema. You can sit on your arse all night and get paid because no one wants to see that shit. Let someone else do the job of giving me my fuel and let me pay for it without waiting for you to feel like getting off your arse or off your phone. Then I will be much less tempted to punch you in the face when you ask "would i like 2 mars bars to get an extra 2c off a litre" 2c doesn't account for shit... and we are smart enough to know this...