While this has been quite the subject of late and everyone likes to have an opinion about it...
I have this short honest reply to ALL OF YOU
"Who gives a shit ... nobody is ever going to use this data to track any of you; you're NOT THAT important."
If you are so worried about someone tracking you I have 1 question and 1 suggestion.
Question: what the fuck did you do to think someone would be tracking you?
Suggestion: Ask the FBI for some Black-Ops phone... You muppet...
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
iPad, love to hate... hate to love
First of all. "Hate to love"!? wtf does that mean? It's what popped into my head so for the moment you will just have to deal with it. If I come up with something better and change the title then this will be EXCEPTIONALLY confusing but none the less... hate to love...
The "Apple iPad" was a STUPID STUPID STUPID device! Its the perfect size for an eReader BUT uses a true LCD screen that sucks the juice... why not just get a Kindle that uses smart E-Ink and ONLY uses battery when changing pages...
"Oh its so great I just lay out the couch and browse the web" Really... is it that awesome... IT DOESNT EVEN DO FLASH... OMG its been out for how many years now and its browsers STILL arent flash compatible. How many major sites use FLASH for coding now, its so ridiculous that this mainstream, over popular and epically expensive device still doesnt have flash support.
Also while we are on a lists of it does not have...
Its camera is worse than the first digital camera I owned over 10 years ago
The memory is not expandable at all... c'mon... please... SD card... how hard would it have been...
Any attempt to display picture elseware that could be done via HDMI on any other device similar to this if it wasnt made by Apple...or even your proprietary mini display "thunderbolt" could have been used but you decided no... we will make you buy an adapter for your stupid 30pin adapter that you refuse to let go of...
The most annoying thing about your stupid, stupid STUPID tablet.. is how bad I want one...
The problem is your interface is so familiar (being an iPhone user) and I can get this tablet set up exactly how I want it in moments. I can sync exactly what is on my phone onto the tablet so no matter which device everything is the same...
But... this was the real seller...
I come home to my beautiful, beautiful wife and she has already been home for a few hours, watched her favourite shows and wants to show me everything she can to spend as much time as she can for the short moments we now have between arriving home and going to sleep each night. I love her for that but what do I wanna do after an average day at work... I want to watch some shows, some shows that she DOES NOT want to watch. Perfect example "Sons of Guns" if you havent seen it get it... I get on my train, sit down. Watch all the shows I ever wanted to watch *queues diary of a call girl* without offending and when I get home I am chilled out and want to spend all teh time I can with my wife.
With this magical tablet I can listen to my music, view all my photos at a details size, keep up with my work emails on the way home (as perhaps I have left a little bit earlier than I should have), watch shows on a screen big enough that I dont get cramps in my hand from holding a phone up to my face for an hour.
I don't care that its so controlled but a money hungry super power. I dont care that I have to buy a stupid 30pin adapter for every plug i want to stick in it. Why? Because it truely does do everything I want from it, and it does it well!
The "Apple iPad" was a STUPID STUPID STUPID device! Its the perfect size for an eReader BUT uses a true LCD screen that sucks the juice... why not just get a Kindle that uses smart E-Ink and ONLY uses battery when changing pages...
"Oh its so great I just lay out the couch and browse the web" Really... is it that awesome... IT DOESNT EVEN DO FLASH... OMG its been out for how many years now and its browsers STILL arent flash compatible. How many major sites use FLASH for coding now, its so ridiculous that this mainstream, over popular and epically expensive device still doesnt have flash support.
Also while we are on a lists of it does not have...
Its camera is worse than the first digital camera I owned over 10 years ago
The memory is not expandable at all... c'mon... please... SD card... how hard would it have been...
Any attempt to display picture elseware that could be done via HDMI on any other device similar to this if it wasnt made by Apple...or even your proprietary mini display "thunderbolt" could have been used but you decided no... we will make you buy an adapter for your stupid 30pin adapter that you refuse to let go of...
The most annoying thing about your stupid, stupid STUPID tablet.. is how bad I want one...
The problem is your interface is so familiar (being an iPhone user) and I can get this tablet set up exactly how I want it in moments. I can sync exactly what is on my phone onto the tablet so no matter which device everything is the same...
But... this was the real seller...
I come home to my beautiful, beautiful wife and she has already been home for a few hours, watched her favourite shows and wants to show me everything she can to spend as much time as she can for the short moments we now have between arriving home and going to sleep each night. I love her for that but what do I wanna do after an average day at work... I want to watch some shows, some shows that she DOES NOT want to watch. Perfect example "Sons of Guns" if you havent seen it get it... I get on my train, sit down. Watch all the shows I ever wanted to watch *queues diary of a call girl* without offending and when I get home I am chilled out and want to spend all teh time I can with my wife.
With this magical tablet I can listen to my music, view all my photos at a details size, keep up with my work emails on the way home (as perhaps I have left a little bit earlier than I should have), watch shows on a screen big enough that I dont get cramps in my hand from holding a phone up to my face for an hour.
I don't care that its so controlled but a money hungry super power. I dont care that I have to buy a stupid 30pin adapter for every plug i want to stick in it. Why? Because it truely does do everything I want from it, and it does it well!
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